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The Vig Olympics VIII                      The Wizard's Fearless Predictions

  Golf Football HR Derby Hoops Bowling Pool Darts Top 5, Per Event Finish, Predictions   USF vs. UL Game @ 8  
 
1 Crosby Tums Vigz Brad Vigz Fuller Mark      
2 Doug Chris Train Chris Tums Tums Tums      
3 Tums Fuller Tums Fuller Chris Chris Crosby      
4 Fuller Trainer Vigs Vigz Trainer Hanson Chris      
5 Trainer Hanson Fuller Kevin Chully Crosby Fuller      
                       
Final Rank Odds to Win it All   The Notes
(Frank: "I just wanna tell you guys thanks for being here. Best day ever." OLD SCHOOL)
1 5 to 8 Tums Olympic VIII Record: First Overall ; 2 First place events ; 6 events in top 5; worst event: Hoops finished 7th Outlook: Last year no one came close to catching him, has won 6 of 8 Titles. Look for him try to make it 5 in a row. Biggest Obstacle: Fuller wants the title bad enough he moved back to Tampa to train year round.
2 3 to 1 Fuller Olympic VIII Record: Second Overall ; 0 First place events ;6 events in top 5; worst event: Bowling 7th ;Outlook:Has finished top 5 for the past 5 Olympics. He moved back to claim his first Title this year Biggest Obstacle: They still serve Beer at the Olympics right ?
3 4 to 1 Vigz Olympic VIII Record: Third Overall ; 1 First place events ; 3 events in top 5; worst event: Football finished 7th Outlook:Has finished top 5 for the past 3 Olympics. Trust me nobody wants to walk in to Ray Jay announcing he is champion more than this guy. Biggest Obstacle: Beer, Beer, Beer, Here!
4 4 to 1 Trainer Olympic VIII Record: Sixth Overall ; 0 First place events ;4 events in top 5; worst event: Pool finished 8th Outlook:Daddy knows best will want to make up for last years performance & make the most of his out of the house time. Biggest Obstacle: The porcelain thrown may come calling again.
5 5 to 1 Crosby Olympic VIII Record: Fifth Overall ; 2 First place events ;4 events in top 5; worst event: Hoops finished 10th Outlook:Crosby tends to jump out early in the outdoor events, see if he has enough to hang in the race when it moves inside. Biggest Obstacle: Rumor is that there is a Public speaking event added this year just to crush Crosby & Tums.
6 7 to 1 Zima Olympic VII Record: Six Overall ; 1 First place events ;2 events in top 5; worst event: HR Derby finished 15th Outlook:Zima is back, ready to tee it up again and recapture his golf crown. Back in IV he won Hoops too so could be an outside shot for a run at 2nd. Biggest obstacle, BEER, Reebs, Barley Juice. He will be breaking out the Crown Royal again. A bottle of Crown Royal = 25 shots, a 1.50 shot is equal to one 12oz beer. Plan on finishing a bottle to keep up with the crowd.
7 7 to 1 Chris Olympic VII Record: Tenth Overall ; 1 First place events ;2 events in top 5; worst seventh Derby finished 12th Outlook: Chris finished #10 last year, but he was focused on a 2nd drinking title. Look for him to get back in the top 10 this year. Besides he has to do good to back up looking that bad ass is he in this year's logo. Biggest Obstacle: The drinking award sure looks good on his mantle.
8 8 to 1 Kevin Olympic Record: His first Olympics was #7 came in 8th ;0 First place events; 1 event in top 5; worst event HR Derby finished 11th. Outlook:No longer the new guy, look for "Cum Stain" to place in the top 10 now that he knows what to expect & Trainor has broken him in. Biggest obstacle: Orlando & the crew from the Wild here you are getting your ass kicked by these guys and they may send him to the 3am to 7 am shift.
9 8 to 1 Hanson Olympic VII Record: 12th Overall ; 0 First place events ;0 events in top 5; worst event: Golf finished 12th Outlook:Hanson finished 10th his first Olympics, and 11 in the past 2 . Expect him to fight to get back into top 10. Biggest Obstacle- Being named in the Balco trials.
10 10 to 1 Brad Olympic VII Record: 11th overall ; 0 First place events ;1 events in top 5; worst event: Bowling finished 12th Outlook:Brad survived his 2nd Olympics and after this year he will earn a spot in the X logo. Expect him to be back with a top 5 in Hoops. Biggest Obstacle- Vig Newtons!
11 10 to 1 Mark Olympic VII Record: 11th Overall ; 0 First place events ;0 events in top 5; worst event: Pool finished 12th Outlook:Mark has been in 6 Olympics & has never finished last. Expect the big man to make another run at the " I came to drink award" title . Biggest Obstacle- Conservative estimates say Mark drinks 3 gallons of beer an Olympics. How many gallons equals a 2nd drinking award?
12 10 to 1 Chully Olympic Record: NA ; First Olympics Outlook:After waiting two years, look for Chully to replace Cum Stain as the Fucking New Guy. Get ready to be on the equipment & getting a lot of harassment. But you will have a good time Biggest Obstacle: Most of the rides in this park have a height requirement.
13 10 to 1 Vigs Olympic VII Record: Seventh Overall ; 0 First place events ;1 events in top 5; worst event: Pool finished 10th Outlook:Vigs cracked the top 10 last year for the first time. Look for him to get back there. Biggest Obstacle: Reality "Hobbs, people don't start playing at your age, they retire" Pop Fisher

 

The Vig Olympics VIII                      The Wizard's Fearless Predictions

  Golf Football HR Derby Hoops Hillbilly Golf Corn Hole Bowling Pool Darts Optional Cards Top 5, Per Event Finish, Predictions
 
1 Crosby Fuller Vigz Chris Vigs Tums Vigz Tums Tums Petey
2 Tom Train Train Fuller Brad Vigs Tums Trainer Vigz Vigs
3 Fuller Chuck Tums Train Tums Trainer Chris Crosby Train Tom
4 Train Petey Petey Vigz Trainer Mark Crosby Hanson Chris Train
5 Chuck Hanson Vigs Brad Kevin Kevin Mark Tom Mark Fuller
                       
Final Rank Odds to Win it All   The Notes
(Frank: "I just wanna tell you guys thanks for being here. Best day ever." OLD SCHOOL)
1 5 to 8 Tums Olympic VII Record: First Overall ; 2 First place events ; 4 events in top 5; worst event:HR Derby finished 12th Outlook: Still the guy to beat but has been catchable the past 3 Olympics, he has won 5 of 7 Titles. Favorite to repeat. Biggest Obstacle: Trainer is due
2 3 to 1 Trainer Olympic VII Record: Third Overall ; 0 First place events ;3 events in top 5; worst event:Bowling 12th Outlook:Has finished Top 3 past 2 years, this could be his year to win the title. Biggest Obsticle: People may be gunning for him on the bus, I'm just saying you crush someone's nuts
3 4 to 1 Vigz Olympic VII Record: Fith Overall ; 1 First place events ; 4 events in top 5; worst event: Pool finished 13th Outlook:Has finished top 5 four times with new events he could jump to first this year Biggest Obstacle: Did some one say Jeager Bombs?
4 4 to 1 Fuller Olympic VII Record: Fourth Overall ; 1 First place events ;3 events in top 5; worst event: Basketball finished 12th Outlook:The best bet to upset Tums? He has finished top 5 for 4 straight Olympics. Biggest Obsticle: "Sure would be cool to win the I cam to drink award for 2nd straight year".
5 5 to 1 Tom Olympic VI Record: Sixth Overall ; 0 First place events ;1 events in top 5; worst event: Hoops finished 10th Outlook:After missing the VII Olympics, TC is back and is the top contender of the Old Guys. Biggest Obsticle:Nobody can stop the Titans
6 7 to 1 Crosby Olympic VII Record: Seventh Overall ; 0 First place events ;2 events in top 5; worst event: Darts finished 14th Outlook:The Vig Olympics IV champion has finished in top 2 three times. Only one of us to be able to tell Tums "how does 2nd place taste?" Biggest Obstacle: Does anybody actualy talk to this guy?
7 7 to 1 Chris Olympic VII Record: Eighth Overall ; 1 First place events ;2 events in top 5; worst event:HR Derby finished 16th Outlook: Chris broke into the top 10 last year, look for him to stay there this year. Biggest Obsticle: Only has 1 "I came to drink award" title in 7 years, hardly living up to the Bonneau standards.
8 8 to 1 Petey Olympic VI Record: Eighth Overall ; 1 First place events ;3 events in top 5; worst event: Pool finished 14th Outlook:Nobody is sure what to expect from Petey. Finished 2nd in football in his only Olympics in VI, then mised with menstral pains last year. His biggest Obstacle: Which of his jersey shore clothes to wear
9 8 to 1 Chuck Olympic IV Record: Thirteenth Overall ; 0 First place events ;0 events in top 5; worst event: HR Derby & Football finished 14th Outlook:After tanking in IV missed the last 3 years, NoGood is back. Which Chuck? The one that came in 3rd in Olympics II & got 2nd in Football & HR Derby or the one since random Drug testing??? Biggest Obsticle- Reality, its been 6 years since NoGood led the pack
10 10 to 1 Hanson Olympic VII Record: Eleventh Overall ; 0 First place events ;2 events in top 5; worst event: Golf finished 16th Outlook:Hanson finished 10th his first Olympics, and 11 last year look for him to fight to get back into top 10. Bigest Obsticle- Dude is a walking timebomb, just a mater of time before Fuller sets him off. Predict that too many doo wap comments send gigantor into the "rage" to end all rages.
11 10 to 1 Brad Olympic VII Record: 13th overall ; 0 First place events ;1 events in top 5; worst event: Bowling finished 16th Outlook:Brad did more than survived his first Olympics he earned an invite back with a top 5 in Hoops and a Ron Burgandy that was kinda of a big deal. Biggest Obstacle: May be too focused on hazing the new guy in his Ed Hardy gear.
12 10 to 1 Mark Olympic VII Record: Fifteenth Overall ; 0 First place events ;0 events in top 5; worst event: Hoops finished 15th Outlook:Mark has never finished last and is here for the right reasons...The big man wants another" I came to drink award" title . Biggest Obsticle: Beer shortage
13 10 to 1 Kevin Olympic Record: NA ; First Olympics Outlook: After waiting three years, look for ... who am I kidding? You are the Fucking New Guy look for a reality check & a lot of harrasment. But you will have a good time Biggest Obsticle: With a last name like Cummings? Look for Train & Fuller to have a field day with the FNG.
14 12 to 1 Vigs Olympic VII Record: Twelfth Overall ; 0 First place events ;1 events in top 5; worst event: Football finished 16th Outlook:Look I aint finishing last this year, I'm swinging as hard as I can- Golf, Hr Derby, the Bus, Bowling alley, you never know I might just hit something. Biggest Obsticle: Do you know how old this guy is? How is that possible?

 

 

The Vig Olympics VII                      The Wizard's Fearless Predictions

  Golf Football HR Derby Hoops Bowling Pool Darts Texas Hold um Top 5  per Event Finish Predictions
 
1 Crosby Tums Vigz Train Vigz Tommy Tums Train
2 Zima Train Train Fuller Tums McBee JK Vigs
3 Fuller Fuller JK McBee Train Tums Vigz Tums
4 Tums Crosby Tums Vigz Fuller JK Brad Zima
5 JK Chris Fuller Chris Mark Hanson Hanson Fuller
                       
Final Rank Odds to Win it   The Notes
1 5 to 8 Tums Olympic VI Record: First Overall ; 2 First place events ; 6 events in top 5; worst event:Hold-em finished 8th Outlook: Didn't run away with it last year as in years past, but has won 4 of 6 Titles. Favorite to repeat. Biggest Obstacle: Surviving the Bus ride challenges
2 3 to 1 Fuller Olympic VI Record: Fourth Overall ; 0 First place events ;4 events in top 5; worst event:Hold-em finished 10th Outlook:" Fat, Drunk & Stupid is no way to go through life" But it makes you a big contender for the Olympics. This could be the year that Fuller takes it all. Biggest Obstacle: In door bathrooms.
3 4 to 1 Trainer Olympic VI Record: Second Overall ; 0 First place events ;6 events in top 5; worst event: Pool finished 10th Outlook:Last Year's runner up is a real contender, a balanced attack top five in 6 events & Always the best dressed. Biggest Obstacle: Having the Bus leave him behind.
4 4 to 1 Crosby Olympic VI Record: Ninth Overall ; 1 First place events ;1 events in top 5; worst event: Darts finished 16th Outlook:The Vig Olympics IV champion had his worst finish last year. Look for him to bounce back and be in the running. Biggest Obstacle: Having a Jerry Springer moment before poker. Try to keep it together big guy.
5 5 to 1 Vigz Olympic VI Record: Fifth Overall ; 1 First place events ;5 events in top 5; worst event: Football finished 13th Outlook:Vigz could be a contender this year, will depend if he can stick to his Game Plan. Been practicing the phrase "No I don't need one yet" . Biggest obstacle: 2 for one shots!
6 7 to 1 JK Olympic VI Record: Sixth Overall ; 1 First place events ;3 events in top 5; worst event: Bowling finished 15th Outlook:JK finally put it on a calendar has scheduled off work for this years Olympics. He has made a run at the title before, may be time to get in the mix again. Besides he is the only one of us that can legally use deadly force to win an event. Biggest Obstacle: Probable Cause
7 7 to 1 McBee Olympic V Record: Fourth Overall ; 0 First place events ;3 events in top 5; worst event: Bowling finished 13th Outlook:After missing last year, MCBee is back. Kind of like the Georgia Tec Offence, every one knows what is coming, and not pretty, but highly effective. Biggest Obstacle: That old guy wants his shirt back.
8 8 to 1 Zima/Doug Olympic IV Record: Eighth Overall ; 0 First place events ;2 events in top 5; worst event: Darts finished 15th Outlook:Nobody is sure what to expect from Zima. Finished 2nd in his first 2 events in IV, then never seen again. His biggest Obstacle, BEER.
9 8 to 1 Tommy Olympic VI Record: Eleventh Overall ; 1 First place events ;1 events in top 5; worst event: Football finished 15th Outlook:Always great to have Tommy the Kid out, but goes to show neither brains nor an Ivey League offence can defeat a dart board after 20 beers. Biggest Obstacle: Yale's "Poker and Games Theory"- when your drunk your no good at poker and games.
10 10 to 1 Hanson Olympic VI Record: Tenth Overall ; 0 First place events ;3 events in top 5; worst event: Golf finished 16th Outlook:With a strong showing in his first Olympics, look for Hanson to Put on the Foil and finish top 10. Of course he is still more likely to club someone to death on the golf course than make a 4 ft put. Biggest Obstacle: Ogle Oglethorpe
11 10 to 1 Brad Olympic VI Record: NA ; Outlook:First Olympics, seriously how is this guy ranked 11, based off of how he orders beers at USF games? It is his first fucking Olympics. Get ready Rookie Biggest Obstacle: Being known as Fuller's buddy
12 10 to 1 Mark Olympic VI Record: Fifteenth Overall ; 0 First place events ;0 events in top 5; worst event: Darts finished 15th Outlook:Count on Mark to Represent the Berg again back in the back with us. Former winner of the "I came to Drink Award" and always a crowd favorite. Biggest Obstacle: Global Beer shortage
13 10 to 1 Chris Olympic VI Record: Thirteen Overall ; 0 First place events ;0 events in top 5; worst event: Golf finished 15th Outlook:The other half of the 2nd best brother combination in Olympic history. A former "I came to Drink Award Champ". Bound to have a good time & makes a good tag team partner for Hanson if the NWO shows up. Biggest Obstacle: Haters keeping his fresh beats off the microphone
14 12 to 1 Vigs Olympic VI Record: Sixteenth Overall ; 0 First place events ;0 events in top 5; worst event: Football finished 16th Outlook:Technicly Princeton played in the first college football game. They still play, but no one expects them to win. That’s Vigs never a threat to win, but was smart enough to start the Olympics! Biggest Obstacle: points, scores, rankings.


The Vig Olympics VI                      The Wizard's Fearless Predictions

  Golf Football HR Derby Hoops Bowling Pool Darts Texas Hold um Top 5  per Event Finish Predictions
 
1 Crosby JK Church Chris Vigz Tums Tums Crosby
2 Tums Fuller Vigz Fuller Tums M-Vig Crosby Vigs
3 Tom Tums JK Train Crosby Tom Vigz Tums
4 M-Vig Crosby Tums Pete Fuller Mike D Mark Robb
5 Train Church Tom Crosby Tom Robb Chris Fuller
                       
Final Rank Odds to Win it   The Quotes
Frank: I just wanna tell you guys thanks for being here. Best day ever.
OLD SCHOOL
1 5 to 8 Tums Roy Hobbs: I coulda been better. I coulda broke every record in the book.
Iris Gaines: And then?
Roy Hobbs: And then? And then when I walked down the street people would've looked and they would've said there goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game.
THE NATURAL
2 3 to 1 Crosby "Slider": No points for second place. TOP GUN
Judge Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.
CADDY SHACK
3 4 to 1 Tom Tyler Durden: How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? FIGHT CLUB
4 4 to 1 Fuller Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!
Donny: What's Shabbos?
Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit [shouts] Walter Sobchak: don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!
THE BIG LOBALSKI
5 5 to 1 JK Lt. Nick "Goose" Bradshaw: What are you doing?
Lt. Pete "Maverick" Mitchell: Just wondering, who's the best?
TOP GUN
6 7 to 1 Vigz Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
7 7 to 1 Devin Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. ZOOLANDER

Let's go ring that victory bell, DING!
Everybody: Mother fucken dong!
THE PROGRAM
8 8 to 1 Train White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.
Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.
White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.
White Goodman: I know you just said that.
Peter La Fleur: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White Goodman: Well, I'm not sure where *you're* going with this.
Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.
White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to *you*.
Peter La Fleur: All right.
White Goodman: ...TouchÈ
DODGEBALL
9 8 to 1 Peete Jay: [about getting pinkeye] I farted on Jason's pillow, he farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and eventually pinkeye-d my pillow. I'm not proud of any of this.
Jay: You're embarrassing me in company!
Jonah: You embarrass yourself
Pete: You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.
KNOCKED UP
10 10 to 1 M Vig Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Happy Gilmore: [speaking to shooter after making his first drive of the championship] Do you know what the pathetic thing is? You have been doing this your whole life.
HAPPY GILMORE
11 10 to 1 Church Annie Savoy: I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.
Larry: Who's this? Who are you?
Crash Davis: I’m the player to be named later.
BULL DURHAM
12 10 to 1 Robb Casey Bugge: He poked me in the eye!
Bobby Boucher: Captain Insano shows no mercy. [after Bobby demonstrates his tackling ability]
Coach Klein: Bobby, can you do that for me every game?
Bobby Boucher: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.
THE WATERBOY
13 10 to 1 Mike D Reggie Dunlop: What are you guys doing?
Steve Hanson: Puttin' on the foil!
Jeff Hanson: Every game!
Jack Hanson: Yeah, you want some? [referee skates over to Steve Carlson during the playing of the National Anthem]
Peterboro Referee: I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya.
Steve Hanson: I'm listening to the fucking song!
SLAP SHOT
14 12 to 1 Mark Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
CADDY SHACK
15 12 to 1 Chris Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
THE BIG LOBALSKI
16 15 to 1 Vigs Tyler Durden: its only after you lose everything that you're free to do anything FIGHT CLUB

Mitch: All I want to do is get some fucking sleep. OLD SCHOOL
* Off Board Noodle Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.
Derek Zoolander: Mer-man! [high-pitched cough]
Derek Zoolander: Mer-man! ZOOLANDER

 

The Vig Olympics V                      The Wizard's Fearless Predictions

  Golf Football HR Derby Hoops Bowling Pool Darts Texas Hold um Top 5  per Event Finish Predictions
 
1 Crosby Devin Train Devin Too Hotty John A Tums Tums
2 Turner Fuller Vigz Fuller Tums Tums Crosby Fuller
3 Tums Tums Tums Train Vigz Steve Vigz John A
4 John A Crosby Crosby Turner Crosby M-Vig Too Hotty Steve
5 McBee Mc Bee Mark Chris Fuller Devin Bill Vigs
                       
Final Rank Odds to Win it   Team Review
1 5 to 8 Tums Look for Tums to return to the # 1 in the polls & the BCS. Finished top 5 in 6 of 8 events last year. Can be top 3 in all events. Bigest opsticle would be to win Vig Title & Drinking title in same year. And find a diner within walking distance.
2 3 to 1 Crosby  Can't Get Right is the reigning Chanpion of the Vig Title. Has been talking non-stop about taking Tums down & Fuller being a big Puss. Will win the Golf, but has his work cut out for him.
3 4 to 1 Fuller "This Year I Win" And "Fuck you of course I can win both the thing & the Drinking trophy at the same time" - Is there any more to say than that ? Look for him in Hoops & Football
4 4 to 1 Vigz Though he could get upset if looking forward to next months big event. He has been in the running each year, and this could be the year for the title.Who am I kidding, look for sloppy Vigz to show up around 1:00 am. Look to regain HR Crown and make a run at Bowling.
5 5 to 1 John A Finished 2nd in Vig Olympics 3, then took off last year. Rumor has it has been training non-stop. And has developed a way to pull HGH and Steroids from smoking Cigarates & drinking Beer.- Brilliant! Golf, Pool and Hold'em best events.
6 7 to 1 Devin Dbo Could take first place in Football, Hoops, Holdem, or Pool. But then again, or could miss them all, wide right, wide wide right.
7 7 to 1 Train Sure to be entertaining but watch out when the costume comes out the show starts. Dominating in Hoops in #3 and then put on a HR clinic last year. Of course if he gets way ahead, we can just leave his ass at the bar!
8 8 to 1 Turner After years of missing out, the deer hunter joins in the Olympics. Know he can golf, and shoot the rock, but it has been a long time since he droped the cape.
9 8 to 1 Too Hotty Don't Laugh. No go ahead and laugh! He is the Hawaii of our league- Nobody really takes him serious, but he puts up anough offense, in Bowling. Darts & Poker that you have to rank him top 10.
10 10 to 1 Steve Noodle enters his 4th olympics, with new respect from the competitors, don't be surprised to see him sneak into the top 10. His Marque win wasn't an event. It was telling Tums to go Fuck himself when he was still drinking at 2:30 am last year. Always a threat in Holdem, Pool, and Darts. 
11 10 to 1 M Vig Took a lot of heat for disapearing in last year's Olypics( and at half time of the Bulls games). But took it well & vows to see it through make it in the top 8!  He better or next year, we replace him with Judy! Could show something in golf, Hoops, pool or Cards
12 10 to 1 McBee Moore Nepatism in these Vig games, is what the folks on the outside say.(We say Fuck you, its our event!) Brother in law # 2. You got big shoes to fill  kid, Robb is an Olympic favorite and always around the top 10. Don't shit the bed. Better win the golf and have another event or it could be a long day. Will get after the drinking, could make a run at the Drinking award.
13 10 to 1 Mark Welcome back to the Big Guy! A former winner of the Drinking Title and sure to contend again this year. With Tom out, somebody has to have our back. Can put a top 5 finish in HR Derby or Hold em.
14 12 to 1 Bill After being a No show since  Vig 2, Collins returns minus the gut, minus the broad, and minus a chance. Will be looking to repeat his top 5 finish in Hoops, and then just keep from passing out. Hoops & Darts ?
15 12 to 1 Chris Former Drinking Title Champ and Currently holds 2nd place in nearly all carrer and single year Olympic records for a pair of brothers. Lets face it the best hoop player here is due to take down the title in his event.  Take it to the hoop Shack! 
16 15 to 1 Vigs Having not had a sip of Beer in 10 months, may not make it past 2 events. But at this point just glad to be here. Besides do you think Abner Doubleday was any good at baseball ? Please, it's good to be the Vig!
* Off Board JK Been too long since JK was pushing for the title. Seriously it is an annual event , fricken plan a head!
* Off Board Robb So let me get this straight, you can't hang out at our event  and drink all day cause you got to go to an event and drink all day?
* Off Board Tom Left country under his own free will . Right. First rule about fight club is we don't talk about fight club.
* Off Board Church Never know every year says he can't make it & then shows up the day of the event.
* Off Board Chuck Waygood , we say "NoGood"  for bailing in November, lame excuse ?
* Off Board Zima Apparently they are doing 2 for 1 on "Fuzzy Nipples" at the Daquiry Deck, so he can't make it.

 

The Vig Olympics IV                           The Wizard's Fearless Predictions

  Golf Football HR Derby Hoops Bowling Pool Darts Texas Hold um Top 5  per Event Finish Predictions
 
1 Crosby Devin Tom Chris Too Hotty Chuck Tums Crosby
2 Tums Trainer Vigz Devin Tums Tums Devin Tums
3 Doug Tums Vigs Tom Vigz Steve Vigz Too Hotty
4 Mike V Crosby Mark Fuller Crosby Robb Chuck Devin
5 Fuller Chris Trainer Mike V Chuck Crosby Tom Mark
                       
Final Rank Odds to Win it   Team Review
1 5 to 8 Tums Continues to be the concensus #1 in the polls & the BCS. Finnished top 3 in 6 of 8 events last year. Top five in all 8. If he can regain his ability to run the Pool table, then it is lights out. Three peat, Dynasty. Best hope is that Hillbilly golf gets in his dome & cracks the armor.
2 3 to 1 Devin  He's been the Heisman front-runner all year long. But Devin can also fumble the Trophy on the goal line. Rich Cirminiello breaks down the race. Couldn't handle presure last year and tanked in one of "his 2 best events"  Poker cost him 2nd place. Look for a better performance this year, but is it enough to knock off Tums?
3 4 to 1 Vigz  - VIGZ in the National Championship Game? We say no. We have Tums playing Devin in Glendale when all is said and done. Is in the running every year look for the tripple threat offense of Darts, Bowling and of course 2 time HR derby champ.  
4 4 to 1 Crosby Why is one-loss Notre Dame ranked higher than one-loss Crosby? Because the Can't Get Rights  lack sex appeal, writes Rod Gilmore. Look for high finishes in Golf, Football, Bowling & Poker.
5 5 to 1 Tom 2nd year at the Olympics. Decent finish last year, could be this years Michigan and sneak up on everyone. Best events Football & Darts, and HR derby. Still wishes that "The Octagon & Fight Club" were events. 
6 7 to 1 Train One of the 4 original programs to appear in every Olympics. Could throw an upset in Football or HR Derby. With no actual Cardinal mascot, the symbol on the school's seal has been distorted to create an irreverent, controversial, outside-the-norm mascot that's the nation's most unique. It can be as annoying as it can be humorous
7 7 to 1 Chuck Fell from playing in a BCS bowl in II to playing in the Out back bowl last year. He still works out so what 's his excuse? Pool & HR derby are still the best events for the pride of the WAC confrence.
8 8 to 1 Fuller The strongest drinker of the Big 12 confrence. Always a shot of winning the Hoops, but offencive coordinator has been criticived for falling in love with the pass(ing out) and could limit his scoring down the stretch. Lets see if the team dosen't go off and take a dump this year.
9 8 to 1 Mike V Another Vig joins the Olympics. A former athlete could be over rated coming from the North East. Expect to do well in Golf, Hoops and Hold em.
10 10 to 1 Robb After a Virginia performance last year, hopes to look more like West Virginia this year. Made a run at the title in the First Olympics. Program must be from Virginia when your best event is HillBilly Golf. Remember if you do win Please don't light any couches on fire.
11 10 to 1 Doug Just moved up to Div. A an unknown in this years games. Scouts have said "they drink a differnet kind of offense out there" Will have to see how that style of offense translates to the speed of the S.A.D. (Serious Alcoholic Drinkers) confrence. 
12 10 to 1 Too Hotty How is Utah doing this year ? Right, don't look for last years miricle season to be repeated. The Uterus is still a serious threat in both Bowling and Darts. Utah's "November to Remember" will need to get off to a good start Friday.
13 10 to 1 Noodle After struggling through years of NCAA sanctions (for lack of drinking in II) started to show promise last year, Anheiser Bush's Midas touch has sparked the Noodle program, and he is ready to rollout his trick plays. Look for another run at the Pool title.
14 12 to 1 Chris The pride of the Big Beast confrence. Believes that this year is his for Hoops. A season that started with promise has gone south for Chris, but a win over in Hoops could be just what the Panthers need.
15 12 to 1 Mark The Pride of the 12 PAC The confrence known for it's offense stategy "Six packs and a cloud of dust" , finished Vig Olypics III strong with a win in its bowl game. Pulling down th programs first event First place finish in Poker.  
16 15 to 1 Vigs Lee Corso says-  How did a program get so slow so fast ? VIGS Olypic II mid pack finsih seems long ago, look for last seasons lack of Offense to continunue.
* Off Board JK The Best of all Academies will be out again for Vigs Olympics IV. The cadets are in-eligible for Bowl play and have been put in active duty.
* Off Board Bill Though the program did not receive the Mullin/ SMU "Death Penalty" but out for a 2nd straight year due to new focus on Female Athletics by the university.
* Off Board John A  After a suspeciously high finish last year. Program put on Probation (in Iowa),  for Visitation Infractions Under NCAA sanctions. Look for the return in '07.
* Off Board Church  Our Version of BYU, time has come for Church to miss a season/Olypics to fullfil his South American Mission work.Will be gone to play some "Beener ball" in South America. 

 

The Vig Olympics III                          The Wizard's Fearless Predictions

  Golf Football HR Derby Hoops Bowling Pool Darts Texas Hold um Top 5  per Event Finish Predictions
 
1 Crosby Devon Church Chris Vigz Tums Tums Vigs
2 Tums Church Fuller Crosby Tums John A Vigz Tums
3 Devon Tums Vigz Devon Chuck Chuck Robb Crosby
4 John A Chuck Tom Fuller Crosby Steve Trainer Devon
5 Fuller Crosby Mark Vig Too Hotty Robb Devon John A
                       
Final Rank Odds to Win it   Team Review
1    3/5  Tums The USC of the Field. In 2 years has finished 1st or 2nd in 9 of 16 events. Plays better in 2nd half with strongest events indoors. Still can put up points in the AM. Field Goals left footed…. Enough said.
     
2    1/3  Crosby Look for "Can't Get Right" to stay in the hunt for the trophy, with Golf & Hoops his strongest events. Come on this guy works on a Golf Course.
3    1/4  Chuck The highest ranked of the "Old Guys" look for "Waygood to be Pretty good" again in Football and dropping the cape in the HR derby. A first place in the derby will require mandatory testing for banned substances. 
4    1/4  Devon One of the better athletes in the field, picked my many last year to win it all. Couldn't handle the mental side of the game and tanked in "his 2 best events" Football & Poker. Look for a better performance this year, but expect a choke down the stretch.
5    1/4  Vigz In the running the past 2 years. Expect him to replace "Vigs with Vigz" in Hoops. He will need his 2 events Bowling and Darts to make up for his fall in the HR Derby.
   
6    1/5  Church  The only one in the field still paid to be an athlete, has high expectations. Could be over rated, based on Vig I performance. Look to de-thrown Vigz in HR Derby, but not enough experience to win the trophy. 
7    1/5  Fuller The strongest drinker not named Baneau, known for his year round training program. Could be the best of the outside shots. Look for Fuller to make a statement in HR Derby and Pool. 
8    1/7  Tom Just moved up to Div. A an unknown in this years games. Should be strong in outdoor events, hurt by the fact that "The Octagon & Fight Club" are not events. 
9    1/8  John A Gut Check time. One of the fiercest competitors, finished 4th in First, then fell to 8th in the 2nd Olympics. Still tops in Golf and Holdem. A threat to win any event if the side bet is large enough. Currently under investigations for gambling within the program. 
10    1/8  Train One of the 5 to be in every Olympics. Had a top five finish in first. Look to challenge Tums for Darts title. And could throw an upset in Football or HR Derby.
11    1/10 Robb  The first major injury from an Olympics, Robb returns after a medical red shirt 2nd. Was in the running in all events in first with Holdem best finish. Look for Robb to be one of the highest finishers in the Old Guy division.
12    1/10 Vigs Look for Vigs to continue his "How the hell did he do that ?" string. With a 4th in Golf in Vig I and a 3rd in Hoops in Vig II. Look for Vigs to place in at least one event he stinks at. The ultimate Bracket buster.
13    1/10 Noodle Another former "Merman", last year was focused on his new recruit (Jake) and had to split. This year should come off the bus hungry, swinging for the fence.  Look for Noodle to challenge in Pool. With a close 3rd in the Vig II.
14    1/12 Mark A program known for it's ability to drink with the best of them, look for Mark to get his Softball Bomber swinging a grove and take a shot at the HR Derby Title. 
15    1/12 Too Hotty Despite a low finish last year, Too Hotty is a threat in both Bowling and Darts. Should do better this year if he doesn't pack it in early.
16    1/12 Chris Don't let the rank fool you. Chris is no "Temple", in fact is the favorite in the Hoops event. Comes into this year's event stronger after a great conditioning program, BUT DID NOT sacrifice the legendary drinking fundamentals that teams in the old "Da Berg" conference are built on.  "Three Pints and a cloud of Dust"
* Off Board JK Program out for Vigs III. The cadets are in-eligible for Bowl play and have been put in active duty.
* Off Board Bill Program put on Probation (in Atlanta),  for Visitation Infractions Under NCAA sanctions. Possible return in '06.